Shes jokes

Why can't Sally hit herself? Because she has no arms.

My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?

I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is...

She said nothing.

Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"

My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.

Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...

A man asked another man if he was happy with his marriage. He replied, "Yes, I'm very happy. We go on date night every week." The other man asked, "When?" He goes on Wednesday and I go on Thursday.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she was hit by a bus.

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...

We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.

She needs a flat surface cleaner.

A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.

The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.

I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."

Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.

My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"

When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no.

See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen, and I could just have his motorcycle.

When I was 17, my mom’s door was always locked. I wonder what she was doing.

Yo mama so ugly... when she went to the haunted house... she came out... WITH A JOB APPLICATION!

Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said, "One person at a time, please!"