Shes Jokes

What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.

Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"

A week before Christmas my wife left me. She said I was too selfish and full of myself and she could not take it anymore.

On Christmas Eve, Santa asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I said, "All I want is the one I love more than anyone else in the world."

On Christmas morning I woke up in a box under my Christmas tree.

Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.

Yo mama is so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla!

A two-panel cartoon. The top panel shows a muscular man asking a woman 'Can I buy you a drink?' She says 'Sure!'. Below the text, the text 'SHE'S NOT INTERESTED' appears. The bottom panel shows the same man asking a different, pink-haired woman the same question. The original woman is standing next to the pink-haired one and again rejects him by the text below her: 'SHE'S NOT INTERESTED'. The drawing style is cartoonish and simplified. The user name '@FATGESol' is visible in the lower left.

Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked at me surprised.

(P.S. I am not at that age plus I am as straight as a helix ruler.)

I told my sister a Dairy joke.

She said it was cheesy.

What do you call the longest reigning monarch?

The queen? No, she dead.

I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."

These are bee puns.🐝

I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝

I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝

(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!

Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"

So, if she gargles your cum, is that a jacuzzi daycare?

Little Susie had gotten her first period. She told her mom, and they bought pads.

The next month, Susie's mom asked if she had her second one. Suzie said no, and her mom fainted!

It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.

Joe Mama so fat that when Santa came to our house he said, "Ho ho HOLY SHIT, she damn thick."

I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART!

Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.

Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.

A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.