Shes

Shes jokes

Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.

If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.

Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.

Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

Silence...................punch!

How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.

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  • "Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.

    My wife cheated on me with my brother.

    She didn't have a sister, so I improvised, and now all I have to do is wait nine months for one to come.

    I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.

    We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.

    The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening.

    "Sure honey! If you suck my dick!"

    So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!"

    "Oh yeah, I forgot," says the father. "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."

    One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”

    Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.

    Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!

    My friend's mom: Why you bully me?

    A rich man and a poor man are talking about anniversaries. The rich man got his wife a Mercedes and a diamond ring. He says if the wife does not like the ring, she can take the Mercedes and leave.

    The poor man said he got his wife slippers and a dildo. He says if his wife does not like the slippers, she can go and fuck herself.