Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Yo mama's so stupid when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
Yo mommas so fat she doesn’t know how to play bacon.
Yo mommas so fat when she skips a meal the stock market drops.
Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down
Yo momma so old, she farts dust!
Yo momma's arm-pits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
Yo momma so dumb when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
ur mama is so fat when she farted the world had to wear gas masks
YO mama so fat she has her own gravity
But she so ugly people are repelled by her
My teacher gave me an A in Physics that she tells me that it turns guys on .
Myq sister told only onions make you u cry so i alway hit her back when she hit me but i hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
