She's so ugly she has to sneak up on a mirror
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.
Yo mama so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”
A kid came in the orphanage with a dead fish she was crying Why was the kid crying in the orphanage because someone came for the fish
A women was in twin towers she orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza
Why did sally fall off the swing? ́why’ cus she had no arms Why did sally drop a broom? ́why’ cus she had no arms Why did sally go swimming? she didn’t like not having arms Knock knock ́who’s there ́ Not sally, she hasn’t come back yet
yo mama so pretty ? she could get in a car crash because boys"are staring at her
Your mum is so fat when she died the earth was flat😂😂😂😂
I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long but boy it's awfully sad Althought I came from a hole (Althought I came from a hole) I'm singin right from the soul (I'm singin roight from the soul)
My fanny needs a blanket And someobody to spank it I miss my mam But she's at the prom So I'm prom night dumpster baby Prom night dumpster baby
And I'm takin a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin a stroll (He's taking a stroll) Hahaha I'm takin a stroll (He's taking a stroll)
yo mama is so fat? she can't even get in her own car because shes fat.
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work
Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry
