your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, mam take the bowling ball off of the scale
yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale is said...error
yo mama so fat she takes up the whole bed
yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs
Yo mama so FAT that when she sits around the earth she sits around the earth.
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
What did the woman with no hands get for Christmas? No idea. She hasn't opened her present yet.
Once there was this kid that wanted to shower with his dad, so his dad said yes. Then he asked, "What is that?" and his dad said it's a chow chow train.
The next day, he wanted to shower with his mom, so she said yes. He asked again, "What is that?" and she said it was a tunnel with light.
The same day, he wanted to sleep with them, and they said yes.
In the middle of the night, he woke up and told his mom to turn on the light because the chow chow train is going in.
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards it was red.
I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
Why did the prostitute lose all her money?
Because she got f*cked.
An eight year old girl struggles to breath as she lies on a hospital bed and waits for the doctor to come. After the doctor comes he pulls his cock out of her mouth and she can breathe much better.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.
Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.
Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.
So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
