New Shes Jokes - Page 43 - Worst Jokes Ever

Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.

Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.

Her name was Lola.

She was a loner.

At the Copa.

Then I saw her,

And I got a boner.

The next morning,

She couldn't remember if I banged her.

Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!

Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.

Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

She's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a mirror.

Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.

Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”

A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.

Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.

A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.

Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.

Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂

I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad. Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long, but boy, it's awfully sad. Although I came from a hole (Although I came from a hole) I'm singin' right from the soul (I'm singin' right from the soul)

My fanny needs a blanket And somebody to spank it I miss my mam But she's at the prom So I'm prom night dumpster baby Prom night dumpster baby

And I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) Hahaha, I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll)