Your mum is so fat when she roleplayed wonder woman she couldnt fit in the invisible jet
Your mum is so fat flat earthers think shes round
yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men but they think there's only one side of her ;v; I tried making one of my own
yo mama so fate she dosen't count as 1 person bro she counts as 40 people
yo mama so old she pre-ordered the bible
yo mama so fat and old she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs
I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out
You know that I see my sister at home from school she says everyone bulies me I say because your a fat a**
One time i looked out the window and then i saw my sister and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...
My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her so I said. "You have perfect eyesight!"
Your mama is so ugly. She tried summoning Candyman but he refused to come!
Your mama is so ugly she summoned Bloody Mary. She handed her an application through the mirror.
Your mama is so stupid, her phone died so she buried it in the backyard!
I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started she said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked my dad he said it all started with Adam and Eve so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣
Your mom so fat she fell
Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.
Your mama smells so bad. Everytime she goes outside. She gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly everytime she looks out a window she gets arrested for mooning.
Your mama is so fat. She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Your mama is so stupid. We was playing catch I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
Your mama has slept with so many guys. She's starting to look like one.
