Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was "who threw that Twinkie at me.
Your mama is so fat. She went on a diet and solved world hunger.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving it caused a global panic.
Your mama is so ugly she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
Your mama is so stupid. Patrick Starr ran away cuz he thought she might be contagious.
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
Your mama is so old her first Christmas. She was a Wisemans +1
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall.
yo mama so fat, when she passed by the tv I missed a whole season of SpongeBob
Yo mama so hairy she braids her elbows
YO mama so ugly when she looks in a mirror it says “viewer discretion advised”
Yo mama so fat she eats with three utensils a knife spoon and a forklift
Yo mama so fat when she talks to herself it’s a long-distance call
joe mama so weird she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly hair cut
joe mama so fat when she got sturdy she tripped on her shoelaces fell on her face and fell down 2 floors
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself the weigh explodes
joe mama so fat when she did the ishowspeed dance she fell five floors down
Joe Mama so fat when she goes in the elevator she has to go DOWN
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk i didn't laugh but the sidewalk cracked upp
joe mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be contined
