Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Shes Jokes
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
My Mom said she's going to kill me if I don't stop using my computer.
A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes. Eventually, the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive."
Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.
Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.
Why did the woman throw her bills out the window? She wanted to send them via airmail.
My teacher asked us what sex is. My friend, Bobby, got up and said in a loud, clear voice, "Sex is a temptation caused by a sensation, where a boy puts his location into a woman's destination to increase the population of the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" The teacher shot him 23 times before she fainted.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, I didn’t laugh, but the floor cracked up.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.
Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a bottle of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
A rich guy and a poor guy have their wedding anniversary on the same day. They meet each other at the shopping complex.
The poor guy asks the rich guy, "What'd you get for your wife today?"
The rich guy replies, "I got her a diamond ring and a Mercedes."
The poor guy asks, "Why did you get two gifts for her?"
The rich guy says, "If she doesn't like the diamond ring, then she can return it in her Mercedes."
The rich guy asks the poor guy, "What'd you get for your wife?"
The poor guy says, "I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo."
The rich guy asks, "Why did you get two gifts for her?"
The poor guy says, "If she doesn't like the slippers, then she can go f*** herself."
