Shes

Shes Jokes

Inspiration

Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?

She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!

Breast

A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes. Eventually, the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive."

Mama

Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.

Photosynthesis

The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.

Arrest

My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.

Woman

Why did the woman throw her bills out the window? She wanted to send them via airmail.

Sex

My teacher asked us what sex is. My friend, Bobby, got up and said in a loud, clear voice, "Sex is a temptation caused by a sensation, where a boy puts his location into a woman's destination to increase the population of the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" The teacher shot him 23 times before she fainted.

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, I didn’t laugh, but the floor cracked up.

Mama

Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.

Mum

Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.

Mum

Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.