She jokes
What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
Memes
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.