She jokes

Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!

Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!

Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.

Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.

Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.

Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.

Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?

Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."

Therapist: That's not so bad.

Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."

Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!

Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."

Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.

Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.

Me and a girl went on a walk...

Then she noticed me, then we went for a run. :)

Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.

Yo mama so fat, she fell over. Nobody laughed, but the ground cracked up.

Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!

Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.

Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit on the rainbow.

Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!