She jokes
Yo mama so fat, she classified as a whole solar system.
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?
A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.
There was a cleaning lady with a vacuum cleaner. She sucked!
Memes
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
My friend's name is Campbell, so she must love soup.
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.
My wife and I have been married over 30 years, but don’t get me wrong, we still perform tricks in the bedroom.
I sit up and beg, she rolls over and plays dead.
Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!
Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
I was listening to some Drake in class.
My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.
Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."