She jokes

Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"

When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.

I told my wife I needed a blood transfusion when I could not remember. She said, "Be positive too."

Bad, I am now a ghost writing this.

What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?

Helen Killer.

Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.

Yo mama so dumb, she failed the survey.

Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.

Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."

One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?

Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.

Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂

Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"

What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?

They both talk like they're on fent.

Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.

I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!

My newly wed wife is a porn star. She would probably kill me if she found out.

Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."

Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?

Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".

Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!