She jokes
My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"
A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.
"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.
She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?
She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.
Yo mama so fat, she went to space and there was no space left.
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
I dated a girl, and I didn’t know she was previously in an abusive relationship.
I thought she just REALLY hated high-fives.
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.