She jokes
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
Yo mama so fat, she went to space and there was no space left.
Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”
She's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a mirror.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.
Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why doesn’t she stand up for herself?
My girlfriend was born on February 29th, so does that mean she is 2 years old?
I asked my nan if she wouldn't mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping. She replied, "Why the fuck would I want to sit in a bucket?" So eventually she did, and I took the best shit I have ever had!
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on Saint George's Day.
Irishman: We called our daughter Valentine since she was born on Valentine's Day.
Scotsman: We named our son Pancake because he was born on Pancake Day!
I asked my mother about her mom.
She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
Hi guys, jokes for sister.
So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.
Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.