My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.
I don't think she lskdjfklsdjf.
I'm 24 and I was with a Chinese lady, and she kept screaming, "I'm too young!" Like, I don't know what that name is.
Helen Keller fell down a well. She screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.
A girl asks her Asian boyfriend if he wants to eat her pussy. He asks her why she is taking off her clothes, instead of cooking her cat.
My girl is so cute when she sleeps. I watch her all the time... Tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time.
How can a prostitute make more money than a drug dealer?
She can clean her crack and sell it again.
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
I saw my wife at the dam yesterday. Drat. I was hoping she might float a bit more downstream.
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.
“It’s because God made you special,” she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
Why did mommy disappear? The dad: Well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.
Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.
Why did Helen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black.
Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"
So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.
I dated a furry once.
The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah.
My sister told me a joke.
All she said was "my life."
My mother was so sad after my grandpa's death, she went into the bathroom with my uncle, and I could hear their moans of sorrow. She then surprised me later on, saying that she was pregnant.
A man is consoling his nine-year-old daughter after she had been sexually assaulted.
"You need to be more careful," he said as he wrapped his arm around her, "this time it was me, next time it could be a total stranger."
Why did the heterosexual woman try to put a mask 😷 on her pussy? She wanted to protect herself from covid, but she did try to put a mask 😷 on her dildo, but the mask 😷 keep falling off the dildo.
