A nun walked into a bar with her clothes on inside out. The bartender asked her about it, and she replied, "It's a bad habit."
She Jokes
My girlfriend's a porn star.
She'd kill me if she found out.
I'm 24 and I was with a Chinese lady, and she kept screaming, "I'm too young!" Like, I don't know what that name is.
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.
I don't think she lskdjfklsdjf.
Helen Keller fell down a well. She screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.
A girl asks her Asian boyfriend if he wants to eat her pussy. He asks her why she is taking off her clothes, instead of cooking her cat.
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
How can a prostitute make more money than a drug dealer?
She can clean her crack and sell it again.
I saw my wife at the dam yesterday. Drat. I was hoping she might float a bit more downstream.
My girl is so cute when she sleeps. I watch her all the time... Tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time.
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.
“It’s because God made you special,” she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
My sister told me a joke.
All she said was "my life."
A man is consoling his nine-year-old daughter after she had been sexually assaulted.
"You need to be more careful," he said as he wrapped his arm around her, "this time it was me, next time it could be a total stranger."
My mother was so sad after my grandpa's death, she went into the bathroom with my uncle, and I could hear their moans of sorrow. She then surprised me later on, saying that she was pregnant.
Why did Helen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black.
Why did mommy disappear? The dad: Well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.
Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"
Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.
So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.
