She jokes
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.
Yo mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
I like this Russian girl, but she hasn't asked me to hang off a cliff while drinking vodka.
Two nuns walk into a liquor store, and one asked the clerk for the biggest bottle of Irish whisky he had.
The clerk replied, "Heck no sister, you nuns aren't supposed to drink that stuff!" The nun said, "Well my son, it is not for us, you see, it is for Mother Teresa," then the nun whispers, "She has the constipation."
The clerk said, "Oh, in that case, it's on the house. Here's the biggest jug we have." The nuns thank him, bless him, and leave. A few hours later, as the clerk is leaving, he sees the same two sisters in the parking lot, rolling around and drinking the Irish whiskey. Appalled, he goes over to them and says, "You ladies lied to me! You told me it was for Mother Teresa for her constipation!"
One of the nuns takes another swig, looks up at him and says "You wanna know something buddy? She sure will shit when she sees us!"
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
Yo momma so dumb, the doctor wanted to give her a blood transfusion but she said no because she thought it would turn her trans.
I told my mom, "Do you want to see a magic trick?" She said yes. I said, "You are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." My mom said, "No, I'm not," but I told my mom, "I'm going to need your assistance." First, I need you to lick and suck on my hot dog that is attached to me, which she did. The next minute my mom has a cream pie over her face. Then I told my mom, "You see, you are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." Then my mom said, "When you are right, you are right."
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for buns!
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.
Once there was this kid that wanted to shower with his dad, so his dad said yes. Then he asked, "What is that?" and his dad said it's a chow chow train.
The next day, he wanted to shower with his mom, so she said yes. He asked again, "What is that?" and she said it was a tunnel with light.
The same day, he wanted to sleep with them, and they said yes.
In the middle of the night, he woke up and told his mom to turn on the light because the chow chow train is going in.
What does the man say about his baby sister Lydia? "I hope she electrocutes herself!"
A man walked into the kitchen and asked his blonde wife what she was doing. She said, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle. It's supposed to be a tiger, but all of the pieces are brown." Her husband then said, "Honey, those are frosted flakes."
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!