what does a shark smoke sea-WEED
how do whales breathe under water they take a deep METH
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
Wanna play shark attack? I eat, you scream!
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic? Because dead babies make the best chum! :)
Why do sharks never attack lawyers? -- Professional courtesy.
Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye, a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. “Ye gads, matey,” says Morty. “What happened to ya?” Sol says, “Me pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.”
“And yer hand?” asks Marty.
“When me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook.”
“OK, but what’s with the eye patch?”
“I was standin’ on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.”
“But ya don’t go blind from no seagull poop.”
“True,” says Sol. “But it was me first day with the hook.”
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow
[Chorus:] Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder You're bundled up now wait 'til you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin The water's getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on fire. How about yours? That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored.
[Chorus 2x]
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas I need to get myself away from this place I said yep, what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow.
[Chorus]
And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks teeth?
A slow swimmer...
people are like sharks only the grate ones are whit
How do you cook macaroni .with a shark-spoon-a-rooni
the shark bit me and i feet red down my legs
Guys I'm back....
Here's my joke
What I'd blue and red all over? Blood in the water of a shark attack victim
Baby Shark be like " It's the END" bruh they dead
Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop? I think it got lockjaw after that.
ok im on my last nerves when people say water shark guy and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME. This is my name- watersharky
So there was this guy who went swimming one day and got his left side bitten of by a shark. But don't worry, he is all right now.
[god creating sharks] god: ok give them 3 rows of teeth. Angel: seems excessive but ok. God: and make them mean as hell. Angel: wtf y. God: BECAUSSE I SAID SO. Angel:.... god: and make one of the types have a hammer for a head angel: why do I still work for you? God: because I’m the only employer as of right now.
What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?
An octobrave.
What did the shark say after he ate the clownfish? This taste a little funny.
