Sexuality jokes
Boy, you gay?
I know a baby carrot when I see one.
How much cum does a gay guy have?
An ass loaded.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.
Why are orphans gay? To call someone "daddy."
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
You're gay, stop reading.
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Why'd the rubber go flying across the room?
Because it got pissed off!
What's the difference between a dick and a rock?
One's hard.
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
Yo momma is like a penny...
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants!
Gay air.