Sexuality jokes
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.
Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
What's the difference between a dick and a rock?
One's hard.
Why'd the rubber go flying across the room?
Because it got pissed off!
Yo momma is like a penny...
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants!
Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.
Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?
She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
Why is Marcus gay? Because he's gay.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
Boy, you gay?
I know a baby carrot when I see one.