Sexuality jokes
You're gay, except it...
I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.
Why are gay people gay? Because they are gay.
What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?
Does it cycle now?
You're gay if you see this.
Memes
I guess bro wants our birth rate to turn into a perpendicular line. BP in a nutshell.
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
What did the naked man say to the naked woman?
"Suck my dick."
When you end up pregnant...
Mom told me if a boy touched my breast I should say "DON'T," and if he touched me down there I should say "STOP." But Dad, he touched me both places at once so I said, "DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP!" π
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
Who likes penis?
My cousin!
Sister, can I see your two big rabbits?
A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."
Girl: You are gay.
Boy: Who says Iβm gay?
Girl: You ARE GAY!
Boy: You are lesbian.
Crowd: OhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbhbhhhbhH
Whatβs the similarity between a penis and a lollipop?
Kids can take both.
You're gay!
Look at your left hand, now look at your right hand, and tell yourself, "Which hand do you cheat with?"
Wanking.
Yo momma so gay, she watched straight porn because gay porn was boring because she is gay!
One day I woke up and went on my phone. Some "pussy" was calling me. I answered it and said, "Hello, pussy?" and a pussy pic showed up.
I f*** my dad. Please help me. ππππ
Neona: Gwen! I got the job!!!!!!!!!
Gwen: I knew it! I knew my prayer worked!
Neona: He said that all my ideas are the best and that I start on Monday!
Gwen: Man, don't you love Mr. Jaekson? He is the best person the company has ever had!
Neona: Who is Mr. Jaekson?
Gwen: Wait... Mr. Jaekson didn't interview you?
Neona: No! Mr. Smith did. He said he was standing.
Gwen: No, Mr. Smith, you are a fool who never lets you spread the word or do anything. I can also mention that he is a person who has sexual problems!
Neona: Gwen, you are a liar!
Gwen: No, I'm not. I'm telling the truth, Neona!
Neona: Gwen, please be happy that I got the job without you lying that Mr. Smith sexual assaults women!!!
Gwen: He does, you're not listening.
Neona: I don't care, BITCH!!!!