Sexuality jokes

How much cum does a gay guy have?

An ass loaded.

How do gay guys finish prayer?

“GAYMEN!”

Yo momma is like a penny...

Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants!

My name is Justin. I like boys. Hit me up?

Gay air.

Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.

Haha, you're gay!

I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.

Nick sucks dick.

Do you know how babies are made? The boy puts his penis in the girl's butt and goes up and down for ten minutes. Then the girl takes a pregnancy test, and if it says no, then you keep doing it until she is pregnant.

The boy will lick the girl down there, and she will put his penis in her mouth and suck it. Then he will spit on his hand and rub it on her boobs and lick/suck them.

You're gay, except it...

I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.

Why are gay people gay? Because they are gay.

What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?

Does it cycle now?

You're gay if you see this.

What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?

They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.

What did the naked man say to the naked woman?

"Suck my dick."

Cool kid: I slept with your sister.

Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.

Everyone else: :O

Who likes penis?

My cousin!

Sister, can I see your two big rabbits?