Sexuality jokes

What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Roses are red, grass is greener.

When I think of you, I play with my weiner.

I hate it when ever I bring a girl over, my parents don't care, but when I bring one of my friends that's a boy, they're like, "Keep the door open," and I'm gay.

When you send a dick pic and she sends one back,

I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again.

Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."

Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!

Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"

#she is sex*

Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?

Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."

Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.

All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.

Me: Can I get your mom's number?

Friend: Here you go:

Me: Ohh, strange, I already had it.

So, this woman woke up since she had a bad dream and was yelling about her bad dream. Then, in the bed, her husband woke up and said, "Hey! You just woke me up in a sweet dream!" She said, "Oh, sorry babe." Then she asked him what his dream was about, and he responded like, "I was with a woman; me and her was in the middle of dreamy sex; you just ruined it!" She said, "AAAAh!" He asked her what her dream was about, then she replied as, "I was trying to suck a man's penis, and a cock trying to get cummiee out of it!"

What is the definition of GAY?

Thunwa :D

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.

Did you know that...the only reason you don't call priests "daddy" is because that's what you call them in sex!

Your mommy.

Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"

Way down South: "You awake, mom?"

G@y 👌

What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.

Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.

If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.

I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.

I guess you can say she had me in a trans.

What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.