Sexuality jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
Memes
this convo is crazy
What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?
Hair pull.
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
I love pussy.
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
You're gay, stop reading.
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
Why'd the rubber go flying across the room?
Because it got pissed off!
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
Yo momma is like a penny...
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants!
How much cum does a gay guy have?
An ass loaded.
Nick sucks dick.
I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.
Do you know how babies are made? The boy puts his penis in the girl's butt and goes up and down for ten minutes. Then the girl takes a pregnancy test, and if it says no, then you keep doing it until she is pregnant.
The boy will lick the girl down there, and she will put his penis in her mouth and suck it. Then he will spit on his hand and rub it on her boobs and lick/suck them.