Sexuality jokes
Haha, you're gay!
Fucking Fruit!
My name is Justin. I like boys. Hit me up?
I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.
Nick sucks dick.
What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?
You don't want your computer to go down on you.
I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.
Why are gay people gay? Because they are gay.
Sister, can I see your two big rabbits?
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
Knob Klondike, I want Ellen. Poobiess, please. I want big juicy pobs in me right now. Ellen girl, give milk boob to me with good Pochyy, babie.
What did the naked man say to the naked woman?
"Suck my dick."
How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a Christian nationalist?
He gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation.
A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."
Do you know how babies are made? The boy puts his penis in the girl's butt and goes up and down for ten minutes. Then the girl takes a pregnancy test, and if it says no, then you keep doing it until she is pregnant.
The boy will lick the girl down there, and she will put his penis in her mouth and suck it. Then he will spit on his hand and rub it on her boobs and lick/suck them.
You're gay, except it...
You're gay!
Girl: You are gay.
Boy: Who says I’m gay?
Girl: You ARE GAY!
Boy: You are lesbian.
Crowd: OhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbhbhhhbhH
Look at your left hand, now look at your right hand, and tell yourself, "Which hand do you cheat with?"
Wanking.
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.