Sexuality jokes

Are you gay? Yeah, because I loved you.

Like if you're gay.

How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.

Why don't heterosexual men want to suck bananas because they taste like octopus and squid?

If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.

Your mum gay.

"Clap clap clap that ass, bitch, shake that cameltoe, let them see them pussy lips!"

What do you call my dick?

A. A monster.

I was hitting my hand, and my mom asked me what I was doing. I said I'm beating my meat.

Don't ever wanna fuck a dude!!

Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.

Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.

Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.

The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.

I don’t like to play games, actually. There is one game: It’s Barbie. Of course, I’ll be Ken, and you’ll be the box cum in.

What did the dick say to the asshole?

You need another dick.

Jesus got rejected. A few years later he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.

Get off this site and go have some sex, you fucking virgins.

Me: Ok so let's get this straight....

Cop: I'm not straight ok, now get in the car.

Me: But I didn't do anything?

Cop: No.

Me: So why are you arresting me then?

Cop: Imma tell you a story.

Me: Oh no.......

Cop: I know, now come on.

Me: Ok where?

Cop: My room.

Me: Which room?

Cop: My bedroom.

Me: 😱I'm a girl.

Cop: So am I, now get in.

Me: But I'm 9.

Cop: I'm 59.

God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.

You are gay.

F*ck my ass.