Sexuality jokes
You're gay, except it...
I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.
Why are gay people gay? Because they are gay.
Sister, can I see your two big rabbits?
Who likes penis?
My cousin!
Memes
when u look like this but your the only one it the group that can pull bitches but u straight
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a Christian nationalist?
He gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation.
What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?
Does it cycle now?
What did the naked man say to the naked woman?
"Suck my dick."
You're gay if you see this.
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."
Girl: You are gay.
Boy: Who says I’m gay?
Girl: You ARE GAY!
Boy: You are lesbian.
Crowd: OhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbhbhhhbhH
What’s the similarity between a penis and a lollipop?
Kids can take both.
You're gay!
Did you hear about the pervert who couldn't decide whether he was into incest or necrophilia?
He killed his mom and then fucked her.
I f*** my dad. Please help me. 😭😭😭😭
Look at your left hand, now look at your right hand, and tell yourself, "Which hand do you cheat with?"
Wanking.
Yo momma so gay, she watched straight porn because gay porn was boring because she is gay!
One day I woke up and went on my phone. Some "pussy" was calling me. I answered it and said, "Hello, pussy?" and a pussy pic showed up.