Sexuality jokes

What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.

Jorden Calerendiá.

I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.

Haha, you're gay!

I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.

Nick sucks dick.

Do you know how babies are made? The boy puts his penis in the girl's butt and goes up and down for ten minutes. Then the girl takes a pregnancy test, and if it says no, then you keep doing it until she is pregnant.

The boy will lick the girl down there, and she will put his penis in her mouth and suck it. Then he will spit on his hand and rub it on her boobs and lick/suck them.

Why are gay people gay? Because they are gay.

You're gay, except it...

I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.

Sister, can I see your two big rabbits?

What did the naked man say to the naked woman?

"Suck my dick."

What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?

They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.

You're gay if you see this.

How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a Christian nationalist?

He gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation.

What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?

Does it cycle now?

Who likes penis?

My cousin!

Cool kid: I slept with your sister.

Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.

Everyone else: :O

A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."

Girl: You are gay.

Boy: Who says I’m gay?

Girl: You ARE GAY!

Boy: You are lesbian.

Crowd: OhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbhbhhhbhH

What’s the similarity between a penis and a lollipop?

Kids can take both.