Sexuality jokes

Me: Ok so let's get this straight....

Cop: I'm not straight ok, now get in the car.

Me: But I didn't do anything?

Cop: No.

Me: So why are you arresting me then?

Cop: Imma tell you a story.

Me: Oh no.......

Cop: I know, now come on.

Me: Ok where?

Cop: My room.

Me: Which room?

Cop: My bedroom.

Me: 😱I'm a girl.

Cop: So am I, now get in.

Me: But I'm 9.

Cop: I'm 59.

God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.

You are gay.

My dick said that your ass is having a boner.

What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?

You don't want your computer to go down on you.

F*ck my ass.

Being gay must be a pain in the ass.

I was going to write a joke about my penis, but it was too lång and overused.

Let me tell you a story.

There once was a bro who constantly choked on chodes.

He didn't want his bros to ever know that he constantly choked on chodes.

He lived in a dorm, and all day he watched porn, but still he would suck on some corn.

One day he would go to choke on some tasty chode, but his bros found out, gave him a shout, and kicked him out yelling that he broke the bro code.

Lol, mum's gay.

Dear uncle, I want my condoms.

What do gay girls order in a bar?

Pussy juice.

Ur mum gay, lul.

My friend is gay lol. I'm a spagetie fucc, lemme smash, Becky!

Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.

Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?

Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?

Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅

My forehead so big,

big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.

Hi.

Marcus is gay.

Your teeth are so out of line, even James Charles is straighter than them.

Like if you like porn.

Roses are red, violets are blue, poetry is gay, and so are you.