Sexuality jokes
What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call ten lesbians in a room together? Fingerhut.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet together? A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a room full of 50 lesbians and fifty congressmen? 100 people who don't do dick.
Why don't women wear miniskirts in the winter? 'Cause they would get chapped lips.
What do a cliff jumper and a gay man have in common? If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit.
What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead children?
My penis.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
Who likes penis?
My cousin!
Good night, boys.
I like goodies.
What is the definition of confusion?
Three blind lesbians in a fish market.
Black dog is gay.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One is for Sunday morning, and one is for Sunday night.
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👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?
👬 Gay man On Penis.
BLM Bisexual Lust Matters.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
One day Little Johnny’s class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?” Little Mary says, “The teacher is very intelligent.” The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?” Little Suzie says, “They are very fashionable.” The teacher says, “Johnny, why don’t you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence.” Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy, ‘Darling, how does my dick taste?’”
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay people can play Star Wars.
There was a man in a tower, and the other man thought it was a girl, so he said, "Let down your long hair." He said, "OK, I will let my big, super long, hairy penis down for you to climb and suck." Then the other man said, "If you have such a long dick, suck it yourself. See ya, b*tch."
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't know who to call daddy.
I make gay jokes because I am a gay joke.
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.