Sexuality jokes
How much cum does a gay guy have?
An ass loaded.
Fucking Fruit!
My name is Justin. I like boys. Hit me up?
Gay air.
Haha, you're gay!
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
What do Arby's and black women have in common? They both have the meats.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.
Nick sucks dick.
Why are gay people gay? Because they are gay.
I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.
What did the naked man say to the naked woman?
"Suck my dick."
How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a Christian nationalist?
He gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation.
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
Sister, can I see your two big rabbits?
Knob Klondike, I want Ellen. Poobiess, please. I want big juicy pobs in me right now. Ellen girl, give milk boob to me with good Pochyy, babie.
A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."
Do you know how babies are made? The boy puts his penis in the girl's butt and goes up and down for ten minutes. Then the girl takes a pregnancy test, and if it says no, then you keep doing it until she is pregnant.
The boy will lick the girl down there, and she will put his penis in her mouth and suck it. Then he will spit on his hand and rub it on her boobs and lick/suck them.
You're gay, except it...