Sexuality jokes
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?
A: Because it tasted like shit.
What do you call lesbians having sex?
My cheating dyke ex-wife!
Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.
I woke up one night to a strange noise, and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents' room.
I looked inside and counted, ok one, two, three finger men and my mom, so nothing out of the ordinary, so then I checked my sister's room, and I counted 4 other women in the room, but then I realized that the sound was coming from right in front of me. It was my dad giving me a BJ the whole time.
Thor is so gay he farts the rainbow bridge to Asgard.
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
I'm hertophobic.
It means I'm allergic to straights.
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
You're gay, stop reading.
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
Who likes dick? Answer me!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
Why are orphans gay? To call someone "daddy."
What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?
Hair pull.
I love pussy.
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!