Sexuality jokes

I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?

I woke up one night to a strange noise, and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents' room.

I looked inside and counted, ok one, two, three finger men and my mom, so nothing out of the ordinary, so then I checked my sister's room, and I counted 4 other women in the room, but then I realized that the sound was coming from right in front of me. It was my dad giving me a BJ the whole time.

Thor is so gay he farts the rainbow bridge to Asgard.

SHAENAYA WANTS TO SUCK EVERYBOYS DICK BESIDES MINE CAUSE SHE A THIRSTY HOE.

I'm hertophobic.

It means I'm allergic to straights.

If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?

Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?

She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.

"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.

What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?

A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.

What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?

A booty call.

Why is Marcus gay? Because he's gay.

Gays: I like men.

Straight: I like women.

Bisexual: A hole is a hole.

What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?

Hair pull.

Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.

The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.

I love pussy.

What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?

Erectile dysfunction.

Who likes dick? Answer me!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Gay.

Gay who?

You're gay.

What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!