Sexuality jokes
You're gay, stop reading.
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
Memes
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Fucking Fruit!
How much cum does a gay guy have?
An ass loaded.
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
Yo momma is like a penny...
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants!
My name is Justin. I like boys. Hit me up?
Gay air.
Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.
Haha, you're gay!
Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?
She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.
I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.
Nick sucks dick.
Do you know how babies are made? The boy puts his penis in the girl's butt and goes up and down for ten minutes. Then the girl takes a pregnancy test, and if it says no, then you keep doing it until she is pregnant.
The boy will lick the girl down there, and she will put his penis in her mouth and suck it. Then he will spit on his hand and rub it on her boobs and lick/suck them.
You're gay, except it...