Sexuality jokes
There was a man in a tower, and the other man thought it was a girl, so he said, "Let down your long hair." He said, "OK, I will let my big, super long, hairy penis down for you to climb and suck." Then the other man said, "If you have such a long dick, suck it yourself. See ya, b*tch."
How do you surprise a 50-year-old man? By putting a 12-inch dick through his ass.
He said, "Best surprise ever!"
I woke up one night to a strange noise, and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents' room.
I looked inside and counted, ok one, two, three finger men and my mom, so nothing out of the ordinary, so then I checked my sister's room, and I counted 4 other women in the room, but then I realized that the sound was coming from right in front of me. It was my dad giving me a BJ the whole time.
Thor is so gay he farts the rainbow bridge to Asgard.
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?
She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.
Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
I love pussy.
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?
Hair pull.
Who likes dick? Answer me!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
Stephen Hawking like black willies.