Sexuality jokes
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
Kroll es heterosexual.
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
How can you tell a woman's pussy is good?
You smell her fingers.
I told my lesbian friends, "I wanna watch," so they bought me a Timex®.
It takes a licking and keeps on ticking.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike. There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod.
You calling me gay, but the pole is straighter than you.
You are gay.
How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?
They only have a back door.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
What is an Irish kiss?
Fellatio from a gay Irishman.
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
Mijn penis is lang lmao.
So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"