I f*** my dad. Please help me. ππππ
Sexuality Jokes
Look at your left hand, now look at your right hand, and tell yourself, "Which hand do you cheat with?"
Wanking.
Neona: Gwen! I got the job!!!!!!!!!
Gwen: I knew it! I knew my prayer worked!
Neona: He said that all my ideas are the best and that I start on Monday!
Gwen: Man, don't you love Mr. Jaekson? He is the best person the company has ever had!
Neona: Who is Mr. Jaekson?
Gwen: Wait... Mr. Jaekson didn't interview you?
Neona: No! Mr. Smith did. He said he was standing.
Gwen: No, Mr. Smith, you are a fool who never lets you spread the word or do anything. I can also mention that he is a person who has sexual problems!
Neona: Gwen, you are a liar!
Gwen: No, I'm not. I'm telling the truth, Neona!
Neona: Gwen, please be happy that I got the job without you lying that Mr. Smith sexual assaults women!!!
Gwen: He does, you're not listening.
Neona: I don't care, BITCH!!!!
One day, Little Johnny needs to use the bathroom. His mom is in there, so he went in to use it and asked his mom, "What is that between your legs?"
His mom told him that is her bush. Then the next day the same thing happened, but with his dad. He asked his dad, "What is that between his legs?" He said, "My snake."
The same thing happened one more time, except with his grandmother. Little Johnny asked grandma what is on her chest. She said, "My headlights."
One night, Little Johnny caught his parents doing something naughty. Then he said, "Grandma, grandma, turn on your headlights! Daddy's snake is trying to get into mommy's bush!"
Like if you're gay.
"Clap clap clap that ass, bitch, shake that cameltoe, let them see them pussy lips!"
Why don't heterosexual men want to suck bananas because they taste like octopus and squid?
Your mum gay.
How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
Don't ever wanna fuck a dude!!
Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.
The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.
Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.
What do you call my dick?
A. A monster.
Are you gay? Yeah, because I loved you.
I was hitting my hand, and my mom asked me what I was doing. I said I'm beating my meat.
Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.
What did the dick say to the asshole?
You need another dick.
Jesus got rejected. A few years later he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.
Get off this site and go have some sex, you fucking virgins.
Me: Ok so let's get this straight....
Cop: I'm not straight ok, now get in the car.
Me: But I didn't do anything?
Cop: No.
Me: So why are you arresting me then?
Cop: Imma tell you a story.
Me: Oh no.......
Cop: I know, now come on.
Me: Ok where?
Cop: My room.
Me: Which room?
Cop: My bedroom.
Me: π±I'm a girl.
Cop: So am I, now get in.
Me: But I'm 9.
Cop: I'm 59.
