Sexuality jokes

What can a physically handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 do on his own very well 👏 without being taught how to do?

Perform fellatio on gay men.

"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."

My girlfriend's name is Candice.

Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D

Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!

Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"

#she is sex*

Why aren't orphans gay?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?

Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.

Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?

Thing 2: I don't know, what?

Thing 1: One gets hard faster.

I'm like a teddy bear. I don't like to be fucked.

But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.

I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.

The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.

What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.

Brings a whole new meaning to brotherly love.

What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?

Erotic is usually a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.

Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"

Me: "Nun."

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.

G@y 👌

Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?

I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.

What do you call an STD?

Elenji.

Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.