Sexuality jokes

You: Its nighttime, shouldn't we be heading to bed?

Boy Roommate: Ok, are you Top or Bottom?

You: Uhhhhhhh

Boy Roommate: No dumby, bunk beds.

You: Thank God.

Boy Roommate: But if you wanna, we can...

You: *faints*

What's the definition of disappointment?

Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.

Somebody’s son said, "Mom, my dick has white stuff coming out of it." She said, "Oh, good one, son, so when’s the baby coming?"

A gay wizard went to a bar and disappeared with a poof!

Why did the Polish Roman Catholic priest remove zippers from the pants of gay men in the LGBT community?

Because he lost his key to his house and he was desperate to get back inside of his house and he thought that one of keys to their zippers would be able to unlock the door of his house.

It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.

You really gay. No questions added.

One time in camp, I kissed my bunkmate Bret in the shower. He cupped my breasts and lathered them in Prell, but I'm totally not gay... :)

Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)

I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.

(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)

(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])

What letter is really hot? T

C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK

ME SExUAL SRrY LoL

How do I make my dick disappear?

I put it in your dad.

Why aren't orphans gay?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

My girlfriend's name is Candice.

Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D

What is gayer than man sex ring?

Not slapping the ass at Hooters.

I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.

What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?

Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!

This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.

Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?

Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."

I suck Cyrus's dick when he is sleeping.

After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.