What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"
Sexuality Jokes
Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.
G@y 👌
Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?
I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?
Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
Wiener.
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
Dad: Honey!
Mom: What?
Dad: All of the broken condoms are on the bed.
Mom: WHAT!?
Children: *staring*
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
I want to cream, rn.
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
