Sexuality jokes
Why were condoms invented? So gay guys can have sword fights.
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
What can a physically handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 do on his own very well 👏 without being taught how to do?
Perform fellatio on gay men.
"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."
Memes
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
How do I make my dick disappear?
I put it in your dad.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.
It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.