How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.
I was hitting my hand, and my mom asked me what I was doing. I said I'm beating my meat.
What did the dick say to the asshole?
You need another dick.
Me: Ok so let's get this straight....
Cop: I'm not straight ok, now get in the car.
Me: But I didn't do anything?
Cop: No.
Me: So why are you arresting me then?
Cop: Imma tell you a story.
Me: Oh no.......
Cop: I know, now come on.
Me: Ok where?
Cop: My room.
Me: Which room?
Cop: My bedroom.
Me: 😱I'm a girl.
Cop: So am I, now get in.
Me: But I'm 9.
Cop: I'm 59.
God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?
You don't want your computer to go down on you.
I was going to write a joke about my penis, but it was too lång and overused.
Let me tell you a story.
There once was a bro who constantly choked on chodes.
He didn't want his bros to ever know that he constantly choked on chodes.
He lived in a dorm, and all day he watched porn, but still he would suck on some corn.
One day he would go to choke on some tasty chode, but his bros found out, gave him a shout, and kicked him out yelling that he broke the bro code.
Dear uncle, I want my condoms.
What do gay girls order in a bar?
Pussy juice.
My friend is gay lol. I'm a spagetie fucc, lemme smash, Becky!
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
Your teeth are so out of line, even James Charles is straighter than them.
Like if you like porn.
Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.
