Sexuality

Sexuality jokes

Gay

Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.

Tit

Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.

Memes

Mom

Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.

Nut

Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?

Thing 2: I don't know, what?

Thing 1: One gets hard faster.

Name

My girlfriend's name is Candice.

Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D

Fellatio

What can a physically handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 do on his own very well 👏 without being taught how to do?

Perform fellatio on gay men.

Spirit

Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?

Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.

Forehead

I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.

Request

This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.

Coconut

What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?

Jesus

Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!

Orphan

Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?

Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."