My forehead so big,
big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.
Hi.
Sexuality Jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Gay sex is a real pain in the ass.
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
Girl: Hi (flirt)
Boy: Hi? (reluctant)
Girl: I'm a cheerleader captain, I'm also single (flirt).
Boy 2: Excuse me?! He's MY MAN...
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."
I bought a rainbow gun, but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight.
Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
Can I put my balls in your jaws?
Can I put my baaaaalls in yo jaaaaaaws?
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't know who to call daddy.
What do you call an anorexic blond with a yeast infection?
... A quarter pounder with cheese.
This ole boy that's locked up called his ole lady and got into it with her, and she said, "Well, fuck you, I don't need you no more anyway. I got 2 or 3 guys out here wanting me and trying to fuck me."
He said, "Well, honey, that's the least of my worries. I got 10 or 12 guys in here tryin' to fuck me."
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have nobody to call daddy.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
What did the mom say when her child came out?
"The head was so big!"
What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?
One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.
What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?
One is a snack cracker.
The other, a crack snacker.
You're so hot when your girlfriend tries to suck your cock, it burns her mouth.
