What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe.
What do lesbians do when they have a problem? They finger it out.
I am really gay. I just needed to confess this.
Digging stuff up is too hard.
I guess necrophilia isn’t for everybody.
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks.
Ben Inkster, more like gay.
A fly is 6 inches above water, and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly. Then a bear grabs the fish and eats it. Then a hunter shot the bear, and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it. Then a cat runs down to get the mouse, trips, and falls into the water, and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.
Why do pedophiles never cum first?
Because they like to cum in a little behind.
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.
Question: Do you know who Candis is?
Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?
I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.
Yeah, I’m LGBTQ.
LETS GO BULLY THE QUEERS!
Daniel takes his frustrations out on Shaenaya and his sexual frustrations out on Arunima.
Guy: Say "I'm a man" every time I stop.
Person:
Guy: You walk into a bar.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You meet a girl.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You and the girl go to a hotel.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You guys go on a bed.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: She whispers into your ear...
Person: I'm a man!
The first priest asks the second, "How long do we keep the babies in the holy water?" The priest replies, "No clue... I close my eyes when I masturbate!"
What's hard about walking through a bunch of dead babies?
My dick.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack had a shock and a mouth full of cock, and Jill's real name was Randy.
