Why am I gay?
Because I like mushrooms.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A “Lickalottapuss”.
Do you like Mirah?
Mirah-t nuts.
Place a man in a morgue, he'll try to leave.
Place a doctor in a morgue, he'll go to work.
Place a necrophiliac in a morgue, he'll stay happy for a week.
Me: I’m going to get burrito 🌯
Friend: You can have my burrito baby.
Gay.
Friend: *begins to moan*
Me: Finna hang up.
There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
Why did Obama marry Michelle?
Because he's into chicks with dicks.
What’s wrong with a gay bbq?
All the hotdogs taste like shit.
Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.
G@y 👌
Son: Hey, Dad, why is my name Dick?
Dad: Oh, because a dick fell on you when you were born.
Son: Ohhhhh, so that's why I'm gay.
Why did the Unicorns become extinct?
Because unicorns are gay! :|
Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.
I told my mum that a few guys tell me that you're a MILF.
My mom said what that is. I reply, "Mom, I'd Like To Fuck." My mum started out to laugh, then she told me, "Well, now you need a new stepdad."
The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
Spread my legs like butter n finger me hard. 👅👅👅
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked at me surprised.
(P.S. I am not at that age plus I am as straight as a helix ruler.)
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
