"Dad what is 69?" asks son Dad: Well son, it a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally. Son: So what shall I write? Odd or even.
But she hasn't tried the position with her new boyfriend. So she invites him to a romantic dinner. After dinner, she tells her boyfriend about her desire for it. But her boyfriend was clueless about such acts. So she tell him to strip naked on the couch and lay on top of him naked in the 69 positions. She starts sucking him off and starts waiting for him to do the same. But the bf didn't know what to do, so he just lay there. Suddenly the girl had an urge to fart, but hold it in because her asshole was right near his bf face. Suddenly she loses control, and lets one out. She apologizes profusely and continues sucking him. A couple of minutes later, she feels the urge again and lets another fart rip near his face. The BF throws the girl from the couch, gets up, and says
"Bitch if you think I'll be lying here for 67 more of those, you're fucking crazy."
"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth,"the woman told her dentist. He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex? A microtransaction.
I used to work for a company called 69, my friend took over my position.
I have an awesome sex drive, my girlfriend lives 40 miles away.
Who needs sex when they have Valorant
What is the most expensive type of sex you will ever enjoy in your life? The type which will shorten your life by 5 to 10 years
Why can’t a tree have sex they are always tied up
Why can’t an emo have sex? They can’t make it to the bed they kept swinging on the tree
dang... if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put D IN U ;)
i only know there is 25 letters in the alphabet, i don't know Y.
(mE: how many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (friEnd: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(mE: there are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (crUsh: no. there is actually 26) -- (mE: oooOoh, i forgot u r a q t ! so its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (crUsh: you forgot the D) -- (mE: thats not needed yet ;] )
what letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
Yo mama so FAT..
That when she had sex with you..
Your balls turned to pancakes.
How does the earth rate it's sex?
Earthquake, Caticlism, Volcano explosion Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
I had sex with twins, well I think it was twins all my rage victims look alike
What do you call lesbians having sex? My cheating dyke ex wife!
What do you call sex with a hoover? Clean sex
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave? I dont have a slave in my sex dungeon.
roses are red i have a confession man kills best friend after 10hrs anal sex session
Day 70 without s3x my doctor asked me “are you s3xually active?” I said “why what u tryna do?”
