Sex jokes
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
Why did the prostitute lose all her money?
Because she got f*cked.
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes.
Guys, do not follow Tom, he is super inappropriate. I did a 48-hour face reveal and this is what he said:
Tom 13 minutes ago Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur so cute I wanna fuck your pussy so hard you look amazing I luv ur face come have sex with me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Who sucked on my cock?
Answer: You.
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
This dick ain't gon to suck itself.
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Penis and balls.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
I like porn a lot. I was wondering if you guys can talk to me.
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"