Why can’t an emo have sex? They can’t make it to the bed they kept swinging on the tree
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a Twinkie?
Nothing. They both squirt their white stuff when you eat it.
dang... if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put D IN U ;)
i only know there is 25 letters in the alphabet, i don't know Y.
(mE: how many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (friEnd: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(mE: there are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (crUsh: no. there is actually 26) -- (mE: oooOoh, i forgot u r a q t ! so its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (crUsh: you forgot the D) -- (mE: thats not needed yet ;] )
what letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.
Yo mama so FAT..
That when she had sex with you..
Your balls turned to pancakes.
How does the earth rate it's sex?
Earthquake, Caticlism, Volcano explosion Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
I had sex with twins, well I think it was twins all my rage victims look alike
What do you call lesbians having sex? My cheating dyke ex wife!
What do you call sex with a hoover? Clean sex
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave? I dont have a slave in my sex dungeon.
roses are red i have a confession man kills best friend after 10hrs anal sex session
Day 70 without s3x my doctor asked me “are you s3xually active?” I said “why what u tryna do?”
Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.
Guy: I don't, I see your mom.
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them mommy or daddy.
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Little Johnny walked in on his mom in the shower and said, "What's that on your chest, Mom?" Mom said, "Those are my headlights." Johnny: "Oh. What's that in between your legs, Mom?" Mom: "Oh, that's my bush." Johnny: "Oh, OK." Next, he walked in on his dad in the shower. He said, "Dad, what's that in between your legs?" Dad: "Oh, that's my snake." Johnny: "Oh, OK." That night, little Johnny walks in on his parents going at it and said, "Mom, turn on his headlights, there's a snake going in your bush!"
How do you get 4 gay guys on a bar stool? You turn it upside down.
How do you get them back off again? You jerk them off.
Are you Jesus? Because I want to nail you.