Mmmmmmmm daddy fck me harder i love you daddy mmmm i luv your cock mmmm lick me lick my clit daddy
most people my age have had sex - not my fault i'm not able to fit in
one day little Johnny came home with his girlfriend and told his dad "were gonna go to my room and do some homework" and his dad said ok 5 minutes later little Johnny's dad heard noises coming from his room so he went to go see what it was and all he heard was "baby baby oh baby baby oh" little Johnny's dad started banging on the door and said "little Johnny what are you doing in there" then little Johnny said "dad were just having sex" then little Johnny's dad said " oh i thought you were listing to some Justin bibber up in here
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
What to you call someone who has sex with foals, calves and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited. Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.
the woman said stop but the man kept going so the wife just kept fucking
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat , it counted as a threesome
If a gay peson is vegan how does he have sex he will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throught
So... here's da scoop, alright... *licks KFC off lips* so, I was caught, having sex wit three 6 year olds (girls btw, just in case you guys get mad) and da judge told me I was getting da death penalty, you know what I mean?
I had a last resort to save myself though, you feel me? So I told da judge, I said to him, I said: "Yo honah, 6 + 6 + 6 = 18, you smell me?"
Needless to say, I was announced a fre-e-e-e-e-e-e man after dat, you feel me?
But then, the Predator Poachers nigckas just barged into the courtroom and they said: 4 + 4 + 5 = 13!
Alas, I'm writing this joke from jail, and judging by the look my prisonmate Tyrone is giving me, I'll be writing jokes from hell from now on.
A man ate a be to mechanical sexting but he was to be uh sex be vagina penis he want sex but dumb
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability? suck a big cock.
How can you get free butt plants? Just get your man to fill your butt with natural juices.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.
I was blessed with a 9-inch dick. Fair to say that priest is in jail now.
Go fuck yourself, cause I doubt anyone else will. 💅
I tried to have phone sex once.
but the holes were to small
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.
im required by law to tell you i am a regesterd sex offender
