The best night of my life was when gave my virginity to wife and her last word was when she called me “Mommy” at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.
The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex but one second later she did on the street with a criminal
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
Yahahlmsyw That stand for You are has a whole let me show you why
i was listening to wap in my car with my four year old cousin and she asked why they dont fix the holes in the house then my fucking boyfriend what a hoe was
just cause I have a big penis doesn't mean I cant have sex
Have you ever tried sex when camping?
It's fucking intense.
The first time I EVER HAD SEX I WAS ALL ALONE YOU know why? IT WAS DARK and I WAS ALL ALONE!
He: "Do you smoke after sex?"
She: "I don't know. I've never looked."