Sex jokes
Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Why is sex with pandas so much fun?
I don't know, it just is. 🐼
Roses are red, violets are blue, my bed has room for 2 ;)
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
What do guns and women have in common?
They both get cocked and loaded.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I only do anal, I thought you knew.
Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?
Lately, I’ve been wearing sunglasses when I have sex.
So I don’t get pepper sprayed.
My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.
Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.
A good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.
Manly men go to strip clubs. JD Vance goes to IKEA.
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
She chews before she swallows.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
When I die, I want my body to be cremated.
And fucked! Fucked really hard, papí!! Like a real whore!! Like a real tramp!! Stuff your entire cock in there!!! Uhh!! Uhh!!
Barney-1 2 3 what number comes next?
Barney-that’s right it’s penis!
Always practice safe sex: paint an X on the sheep that kick.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.