My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.
What the difference between a set slave and a goat?
I don't have a sex slave in my basement...
Comment anything if u liked the picture of Kenya in her bra! Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! and it said I love everyone! #she is sex*
why can't ophan's have sex? Because they have no one to call daddy
What’s Blue and comes in Brownies? Cub scouts.
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What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave? I dont have a slave in my sex dungeon.
When i was 11 My mom came home from the bar super drunk that night and I just wanted to know if they knew where was the cat because I heard a noise.................we had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
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So one day i have a wife but if its getting a longer day she is moving so weird and i see she has sex with rick astley😂 [rickrolled]
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What is the difference between chocolate and sex? I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.
So two people are on a date and the guy says “wow you are so beautiful” then the girl says “you just want to have sex” then the guy adds “SMART TO!”
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