What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
Sex Jokes
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That's only the 2nd thing he was a top in.
So, a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex.
When he gets to the bar, he brags about the different sex positions they used, and one of the guys says, "Oh, did you do head?"
He responded with, "No, I couldn't find the head."
"You raise me up to stand on mountains," said the dwarf pornstar on my penis.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year, and one's a great year.
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
What’s the speed limit in bed?
It’s 68. Once you hit 69, you have to turn back around.
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
A girl walks into an Adult Store. "Hi, I want to buy that red dildo right there."
Cashier: "That's a fire extinguisher, you whore."
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
What do women and KFC have in common?
After you get done with the thighs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
Why don’t old people have sex?
When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?
What's the difference between sex and mental illness?
Most of Reddit has experienced mental illness.
I asked my Dad the other day, "At what age is it okay to have sex with girls?"
He replied, "When they leave school, son, they are legal."
Apparently, 3:15 p.m. is not what he meant.
Why was Mrs. Claus upset?
Because Santa only comes once a year.
Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only comes once a year.
There are only 2 genders: if you have a dick, or a pussy.
