My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick to bad for her because I give good sex
TFW you're having sex with your german girlfriend and she won't stop telling you here age
There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.
If selena Gomez wasn't really single after justin bieber dump her. I would wait for her to come by my house take her fine ass in my room close my door give her some sex medicine until she masturbate.
What did the man say to his wife, wanna play
Hi there guys i. Have no jokes buy
Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.
Why’d the rubber go flying across the room? Because it got pissed off!
How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex wait for her to drop on a bomb on you.
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, What is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHIT- UP!!! ( shut up)
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke-up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey".
Mmmmmmmm daddy fck me harder i love you daddy mmmm i luv your cock mmmm lick me lick my clit daddy
what does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common? A. both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
when it is quiet when you're having sex and you ask your partner to "Do the roar!!!"
Why are most West Virginians going to hell?
Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and beastiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.
The first time I EVER HAD SEX I WAS ALL ALONE YOU know why? IT WAS DARK and I WAS ALL ALONE!
Have you ever tried sex when camping?
It's fucking intense.
Whats between a wife and a husband?
A divorce
How is smoking similar to oral sex? The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 🤢
