Old Person jokes
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!
Old.
Your grandma is pretty old; she'll die soon.
Cheer up! Old age doesn't last that long!
Boomer.
Why donβt old people have sex?
When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?