Old Person

Old Person Jokes

Sex

Why don’t old people have sex?

When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?

Salt

Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!

Difference

What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?

One lasts long and another doesn't.

Orphan

If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"