Old Person jokes

Why don’t old people have sex?

When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?

Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!

What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?

One lasts long and another doesn't.

If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"

What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?

Suicide Boomer.

I asked a poor old woman if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes. However, the expression on her face soon changed when I started walking away with her cardboard box.

My grandpa may be a pedo, but at least he slows down in the school car park.

What do you call a 90-year-old black man?

Antique farming equipment.

Old man goes to the doctor.

The doctor says, "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's."

The old man says, "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"