Old Person jokes
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
Your grandma is pretty old; she'll die soon.
Old ladies are non existent.
Cheer up! Old age doesn't last that long!
Boomer.
Why donβt old people have sex?
When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?
Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!