What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"
Whatβs the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?
I beat both of them.
I'd make a masturbation joke.
But they always get out of hand.
The popular girl told me, "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!"
Two weeks later, she shows up pregnant.
...
I guess her rubber broke too.
Fancy playing rodeo sex?
"OK then," she said!
Then put your dick in her ass and say itβs not as tight as your sisterβs ass and hold on for dear life... real life cow bow boy shit!
So, no head?
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? π
My mother caught me jerking off and she told me to leave it out. I didn't know what she was doing but she grabbed my cock and started sucking. Then I found out on porn she was doing deep throat.
A couple of weeks later my dad caught me jerking off, I thought he would deep throat, but he just walked up to me and slapped my boner. I cried for 5 hours. Luckily my mum gave me a sloppy joe afterwards.