Sex jokes
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Suck its cock.
1+1=3
If you don't use a condom.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"
Memes
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?
I beat both of them.
I'd make a masturbation joke.
But they always get out of hand.
The popular girl told me, "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!"
Two weeks later, she shows up pregnant.
...
I guess her rubber broke too.
2 weeks here.
What do dicks and popsicles have in common?
They both like to be sucked on, and they sometimes choke you.
I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, and all I need is U.
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Tell her to slow down and use lubricants.
Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One’s a Good Year, the other’s a great year.
*funny joke about dicks*
Having sex while camping is fucking in tents (intense).
What’s the difference between women and condoms?
There isn’t a difference; they’re both throw aways.
Sam and Amya like anal sex with each other.
Fancy playing rodeo sex?
"OK then," she said!
Then put your dick in her ass and say it’s not as tight as your sister’s ass and hold on for dear life... real life cow bow boy shit!
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.