FEMA during a natural disaster is kinda like me during sex. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.
There’s no I in sex but there’s a U in cum
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It’s disappointing that Los Angeles doesn’t offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.
The Tent Pole Is Up, The Canvas Is Spread, The Hell With Breakfast, Come Back To Bed.
Take The Tent Pole Down, Put The Canvas Away, The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage, No Circus Today
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My Friend said having sex is alot like your first football game
Your bloody and bruised but at least your dad was there
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Q: why was barbie kicked out of the toy box A: she sat on pinocchios face and siad "lie to me
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number. We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden
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Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
three people having sex is a threesome two people is a twosome so next time someone calls you handsome don't take it as a compliment
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So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
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why dont vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they dont want to admit that meat makes them happy
