In my house, good sex sounds like seals slapping each other.
Sex is like show and tell, you show your pussy and dick and then you tell each other how you feel
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black women?
An oreo.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up perform fellatio
Your mother is such a slut, she should be in the NFL hall of fame for the greatest wide reciever!
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number. We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden
How do you really piss off your girlfriend while having sex?
Call her on the phone.
whats long hard and has cum in it?
a cuCUMber
The last 2 words you say after sex before going to sleep ?
Goodnight Mom !
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability? suck a big cock.
Why did two 👱♂️ 👱♂️ dumb 👱♂️ 👱♂️ blondes put condoms on the cow's udders 🐄 because they wanted the 🐄 cow to practice safe sex
Jack: Hey Josh! Josh: What? Jack: Sex Josh: Huh? Jack: SEX!! Josh: I Don't Get It Jack: Exactly ;)
Definition of trust: two cannibals having oral sex.
if your girl smells like tilapia, don’t let her on top-of-ya
wats the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex
broken plates
It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeist want sex.
What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs
My parent’s gave me a blowjob it was a blowtastic time
Whats the best thing about a prostitute dying on u during sex? The second hour is free
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it I have always wanted to see porn, to bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.