Burger King got dairy Queen pregnant during sex, cause he forgot to wrap his wopper
What do you call lesbians having sex?
My cheating dyke ex-wife!
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
I asked my wife if I could use toys during sex last night. You should've seen her face when I rolled my Hot Wheels across her tits.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.
When I die, I want my body to be cremated.
And fucked! Fucked really hard, papí!! Like a real whore!! Like a real tramp!! Stuff your entire cock in there!!! Uhh!! Uhh!!
you.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water. Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it's too long." Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you'll never get it."
Why are feminists always against men?
Because men can piss with something that they can't: piss with dicks.
It ain't always easy having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
Why is Santa always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
What is 6.9?
A beautiful thing ruined by a period.
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water. Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Please like this. I bet my friend 20 bucks that I would get to 15 likes before him.
A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
