Don’t have phone sex without protection, you might get hearing aids!
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What's the difference between a dog and a rapist? At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
What’s Black, white, and red all over?
An ethnic orgy
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What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
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What do you call two transgender midgets having sex? A microtransaction.
What starts off fun and ends in bankruptcy?
UNPROTECTED SEX
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Little Susie had gotten her first period. She told her mom and they bought pads. The next month, Susie's mom asked if she had her second one. Suzie said no and her mom fainted
If sex before marriage is a sin, is sex after marriage cos or tan?
What STD can you get from phone sex?
Hearing AIDS
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit
What does sex and food have in common My sister makes it better than my cousin
-a beautiful woman is on the ledge of a bridge about to commit suicide-
a homeless man walks by her and says "what are you doing?"
she says "im going to jump"
the homeless man says "if youre going to kill yourself, do you wanna have sex with me first?"
the woman replies "no way creep! never that!"
the homeless man doesn't seem bothered and says
"thats fine, I'll just wait til you're at the bottom"
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In my house, good sex sounds like seals slapping each other.
Why was baptism invented. How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys.
