Sex jokes
Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.
Well, the "HOLE" story is, I shoved it up her hole.
You know sex is better than logic, but I could've proved it...
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
At night, before I got in bed with my girl, I had 206 bones, but I developed a 207th bone.
Him: I work with animals all day.
Her: Awwww what do you do?
Him: I'm a pornstar.
It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.
You masturbate...
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You won't get any Squirtle and Bulbasaur pets.
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
Little Red Riding Hood says to the wolf: "What a big dick you have!"
Wolf: "The better to f*** you with!"
Want to have sex?
Gwen pegs Xavier.
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
Whoever took my dildo,
I hope you're having a good time.
When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”
Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.
Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!
Man 3: Me first!
There are two sexes: one with your mother and the other with you.
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
Why was Helen Keller's belly button bruised?
Her boyfriend was blind too.