Sex jokes
You know sex is better than logic, but I could've proved it...
When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”
At night, before I got in bed with my girl, I had 206 bones, but I developed a 207th bone.
It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.
What is the most useless part of a vagina?
The woman.
Gwen pegs Xavier.
Whoever took my dildo,
I hope you're having a good time.
Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.
Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!
Man 3: Me first!
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
Well, the "HOLE" story is, I shoved it up her hole.
Him: I work with animals all day.
Her: Awwww what do you do?
Him: I'm a pornstar.
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
Why was Helen Keller's belly button bruised?
Her boyfriend was blind too.
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
I suck dick.
I suck poop in my butthole, aka porn.
Bully: Gina, why are you such a whore?
Gina: Because they hit me on the ass!
Bully: Yuh, that must be nice!
Gina: Hmmm...
Gina: Wanna???
Bully: 😍😍😍...sexy ass ever!
Bully 🖐🏻🍑
Gina😊
There are more than two genders.
How do you sex?
With penis!
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