Sex jokes

Him: I work with animals all day.

Her: Awwww what do you do?

Him: I'm a pornstar.

Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.

Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!

Man 3: Me first!

Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?

Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.

You know sex is better than logic, but I could've proved it...

When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”

At night, before I got in bed with my girl, I had 206 bones, but I developed a 207th bone.

Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.

Boys are like minis.

Girls are like big pots.

Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.

What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.

The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.

During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!

Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿

I suck dick.

Why was Helen Keller's belly button bruised?

Her boyfriend was blind too.

I suck poop in my butthole, aka porn.

Bully: Gina, why are you such a whore?

Gina: Because they hit me on the ass!

Bully: Yuh, that must be nice!

Gina: Hmmm...

Gina: Wanna???

Bully: 😍😍😍...sexy ass ever!

Bully 🖐🏻🍑

Gina😊

How do you sex?

With penis!

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There are more than two genders.

The woman's body is shaped like a penis. If see a naked female body bent over, her butt looks like testicles, while her head can be seen as the head of a penis.

This is the same if she lies down right side up with her knees up and legs spread. If she lays upside down with her knees up and legs spread, her boobs are like testicles and her pelvic area is like the head of a penis. If you look at the shape of a vagina, it’s shaped like a penis with the lips looking like testicles and the clit looks like the schlong.

Jonny went to school one day, and later that day his dad got a call saying he needed to pick up his son because he had had sex with a teacher. When Jonny got home, his dad was so happy he went out to the store and bought him a bike. When they bought the bike, Jonny was offered to ride the bike, but he declined it and replied, "My butt still hurts."

Gwen pegs Xzavier.