What the difference between a set slave and a goat?
I don't have a sex slave in my basement...
why can't ophan's have sex? Because they have no one to call daddy
My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.
Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!
Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"
#she is sex*
What is the difference between chocolate and sex?
I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.
What do queer guys call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps!
What’s blue and comes in brownies?
Cub Scouts.
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?
I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
Masturbation is better than rough sex.
So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"
Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"
Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
Two natives sit in the bar getting shit-faced.
Almost closing time, "Brother, you gonna snag?"
"Yeah, I'm taking her home."
He walks over, she gathers her things. Walking out together, he takes her to his car outback. They stay messing around then start having sex. He starts to get carried away. He looks down at her. She looks up at him and says, "Slow down, cousin, you're going too fast..."
