Sex jokes
Well, the "HOLE" story is, I shoved it up her hole.
Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.
Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!
Man 3: Me first!
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
Him: I work with animals all day.
Her: Awwww what do you do?
Him: I'm a pornstar.
When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”
You know sex is better than logic, but I could've proved it...
At night, before I got in bed with my girl, I had 206 bones, but I developed a 207th bone.
Whoever took my dildo,
I hope you're having a good time.
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
Why was Helen Keller's belly button bruised?
Her boyfriend was blind too.
I suck dick.
I suck poop in my butthole, aka porn.
Bully: Gina, why are you such a whore?
Gina: Because they hit me on the ass!
Bully: Yuh, that must be nice!
Gina: Hmmm...
Gina: Wanna???
Bully: 😍😍😍...sexy ass ever!
Bully 🖐🏻🍑
Gina😊
How do you sex?
With penis!
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There are more than two genders.