Sex jokes
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
Him: I work with animals all day.
Her: Awwww what do you do?
Him: I'm a pornstar.
Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.
Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.
Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!
Man 3: Me first!
At night, before I got in bed with my girl, I had 206 bones, but I developed a 207th bone.
You know sex is better than logic, but I could've proved it...
When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”
Little Red Riding Hood says to the wolf: "What a big dick you have!"
Wolf: "The better to f*** you with!"
It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.
What's long, hard, and full of semen?
Answer: Me.
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
Want to have sex?
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
You masturbate...
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You won't get any Squirtle and Bulbasaur pets.
Gwen pegs Xavier.
Whoever took my dildo,
I hope you're having a good time.
Well, the "HOLE" story is, I shoved it up her hole.
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
Why was Helen Keller's belly button bruised?
Her boyfriend was blind too.
I suck dick.