Sex jokes
A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears.
Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong. “Oh, Pop,” Johnny sobbed, “For me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you’re telling me now that grownups don’t really have sex, I’ve got nothing left to live for!”
cock, cock, and cum
How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying to rape you? Rub it.
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7 was a registered sex offender.
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
Why did the prostitute lose all her money?
Because she got f*cked.
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes.
Guys, do not follow Tom, he is super inappropriate. I did a 48-hour face reveal and this is what he said:
Tom 13 minutes ago Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur so cute I wanna fuck your pussy so hard you look amazing I luv ur face come have sex with me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Who sucked on my cock?
Answer: You.
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
This dick ain't gon to suck itself.
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