Sex jokes
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
I went to find someone to fuck in the streets for money, and I found a prostitute, but then she raped me. After she said it was amazing and instead let me push.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears.
Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong. “Oh, Pop,” Johnny sobbed, “For me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you’re telling me now that grownups don’t really have sex, I’ve got nothing left to live for!”
cock, cock, and cum
How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying to rape you? Rub it.
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7 was a registered sex offender.
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
Why did the prostitute lose all her money?
Because she got f*cked.
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes.
Guys, do not follow Tom, he is super inappropriate. I did a 48-hour face reveal and this is what he said:
Tom 13 minutes ago Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur so cute I wanna fuck your pussy so hard you look amazing I luv ur face come have sex with me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Who sucked on my cock?
Answer: You.
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.