Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbours grandma!
How do you know when you are dating a cannibal?
You go to the beach, he offers to put suntan oil on you and the brand name is Wesson.
You are having sex and he says he wants to eat your a$$ and you notice he is holding a knife and fork.
He invites you to his home to use the hot tub and it is heated by a wood fire.
You are having an argument and you say "bite me" and he starts to sharpen his teeth.
What the difference between a set slave and a goat?
I don't have a sex slave in my basement...
"Dad what is 69?" asks son Dad: Well son, it a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally. Son: So what shall I write? Odd or even.
But she hasn't tried the position with her new boyfriend. So she invites him to a romantic dinner. After dinner, she tells her boyfriend about her desire for it. But her boyfriend was clueless about such acts. So she tell him to strip naked on the couch and lay on top of him naked in the 69 positions. She starts sucking him off and starts waiting for him to do the same. But the bf didn't know what to do, so he just lay there. Suddenly the girl had an urge to fart, but hold it in because her asshole was right near his bf face. Suddenly she loses control, and lets one out. She apologizes profusely and continues sucking him. A couple of minutes later, she feels the urge again and lets another fart rip near his face. The BF throws the girl from the couch, gets up, and says
"Bitch if you think I'll be lying here for 67 more of those, you're fucking crazy."
"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth,"the woman told her dentist. He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
What’s the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?
There are 20 of them
This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?
What's the difference between a hooker and Jesus?
Their face when you nail them!
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?
A microtransaction.
I used to work for a company called 69, my friend took over my position.
I have an awesome sex drive, my girlfriend lives 40 miles away.
"You raise me up to stand on mountains," said the dwarf pornstar on my penis.
Are you a walnut, because I'm about to nut all over your walls!
Who needs sex when they have Valorant
What is the most expensive type of sex you will ever enjoy in your life? The type which will shorten your life by 5 to 10 years
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
