How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
Why do cannibals love sex, they can make there on food
Guys do not follow tom, he is super inappropriate, i did a 48 hour face reveal and this is what he said:
Tom 13 minutes ago Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur so cute I wanna fuck your pussy so hard you look amazing I luv ur face come have sex with me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at hooters
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11 year old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
You should know its important to wash your sex toys that's why priests invented baptism
So one day i have a wife but if its getting a longer day she is moving so weird and i see she has sex with rick astley😂 [rickrolled]
What's a native chick say after sex? Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes
she’s a 10 but she doesn’t like sex
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you won’t get it
Why is sex like math?
You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
Why are vegetarians so good at giving head? Because they’re used to having nuts in their mouth
*having sex on lexapro* her: cum for me baby me: im trying
Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.
I revealed my dick to my girlfriend.
As she saw it, she said, "Nevermind, just finger me."
*walks into sex shop* Hello. I would like to buy 1 sex please.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water. Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Please like this. I bet my friend 20 bucks that I would get to 15 likes before him.
Q: What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common?
A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warm up after a few strokes.
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
nothing... they both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
