Roses are red, violets are fine, you'll be the 6 and I'll be the 9.
Sex Jokes
What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?
If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. 💸😁
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a carpet muncher, you have to give her money.
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?
They both like oil.
Woman: Doctor, doctor, I've been raped.
Doctor: Sex is good for you!
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.
Unless you are in prison.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.
What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube?
Both get hard when we play with them.
What flavor ice cream do rape victims enjoy?
Cock flavor.
What's the difference between a penis and the bible? Nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
What is the difference between hungry and horny?
The cucumber goes to different places.
So this is how I got divorced.
On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum, and my 2 kids, 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in, she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
If 2 + 2 is 4, and 4 + 4 is 8, then that must mean I can lick your pussy.
