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Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."

Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?

A: Because they like to come in a little behind.

What's long and can never wait for more for the ladies' action and likes when it gets harder...

Your penis!

How can you tell if your sister is on her period?

Your father's dick tastes funny.

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    • What is the best thing about a gipsy on her period?

    When you finger her, you get your palm red for free.

    I’ve been told I’ve got a perfect cock. She sure was hard on me when I cut it off, though.

    I've been told I've got a perfect cock.

    She sure was hard on me when I took it from her, though.

    Paddy's beautiful wife has not had an orgasm for the 15 years they have been married.

    The doctor suggests that she may be overheating during sex, and a cool breeze may help.

    Being a bit of a cheapo, he decides not to buy a fan but asks his friend Mick to waft a towel over them during the act.

    After half an hour, still no sign of success, so his mate suggests swapping places. "I'll have a try, Paddy, you waft the towel."

    Paddy agrees, and after two or three minutes, Paddy's wife has a moment of sexual pleasure, screaming in ecstasy for the first time in 15 years.

    Paddy taps his mate Mick on the shoulder and says, "And that, Mick, is how you waft a bloody towel!"

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