Sex jokes
I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!
Spread my legs like butter n finger me hard. 👅👅👅
Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Six shila.
Son - Dad, I've been expelled from school for having sex with a girl in my class.
Dad - Son, that's the 2nd school this year! Maybe teaching isn't for you!
I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back till I realized it is a family business.
Once upon a time, there was a man named Daniel. He was blind and deaf, and he worked at a morgue.
So one time, poor Dan got confused and started having sex with the rotting corpse.
He then came home and thought he was at the morgue, so he started disintegrating his sleeping wife.
Once upon a time, there was a man named Daniel. He was blind and deaf, and he worked at a morgue.
So, one time poor Dan got confused and started having sex with the rotting corpse.
He then came home and thought he was at the morgue, so he started disintegrating his sleeping wife.
Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex.
They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch and think that their wife should be really happy.
How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
There’s no "I" in "sex," but there’s a "U" in "cum."
What is a threesome with 3 guys?
Gay sex and a witness.
If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?
Heh heh, get it? 69! Ha ahahaha!
Not sure if domestic violence joke or penis size joke...
My girlfriend passed away recently.
At the funeral, everyone was shocked about it.
Still, even when dead, she is the best shag I've ever known.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
Kids end up playing with toys, but adults end up playing with boobs.
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.