Sex jokes
Roses are red, I have a blister, holy shit did you just cum in your sister?
POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?
Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?
Just 'cause I have a big penis doesn't mean I can't have sex.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
Just because she can't crawl doesn't mean she can't eat my balls.
If her internal clock can tock, she can sit on my cock.
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?
I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
When a mute girl gives a hand job, is it oral?
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
I had sex with a disabled girl. You can say I handiclapped those cheeks.
Why do vegans use blowjobs?
Because they can’t take real meat.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?
Close the casket.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?
Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.
What do the initials UAW stand for?
United Awesome Whores.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.