Why is Santa's sack so big?
Because he only cums once a year.
Why don’t old people have sex
When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old
I was at a bar the girl said sex, sex free sex tonight when she really said 663629
How is sex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
I asked my Dad the other day.."At what age is it ok to have sex with girls?"He replied "When they leave school son, they are legal" Apparently 3.15pm is not what he meant.
Q. How does an Isis terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
This isn’t much of a joke but pickup line ok it’s this. Are you a marshmallow because I wanna put my stick in u
Wanna play shark attack? I eat, you scream!
How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
Call and tell her about it.
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts, you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts counselling session? The psychologist will thank you for coming
what's a brother and sister from Alabama favorite sex position? the cowgirl
Chuck Norris is a genius for this : Walker Texas Ranger = Wrangler Karate Sex
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Woman: Doctor doctor I've been raped.
Doctor: Sex is good for you
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.
Unless you are in prison.
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being Wrangler Karate Sex!
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist? They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old
