September jokes

What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?

Party crashers.

I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."

POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.

Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?

A: What.

All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.

What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?

They both fall in September.

What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?

"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"

"Chelsea is the most consistent team.

One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.

If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅

My grandma stubbed her toe in an elevator on September 21st.

For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.

My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!

What dessert do you get on September 11th?

An ice cream flight!

You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.

On September 11, Gemini ordered three pepperoni pizzas.

One came alone, one was late, and the third went the wrong way.

It is September. What's the difference between a stage four colon cancer patient and Santa Claus? Santa is coming for Christmas!

It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.

I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.

Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.

9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.

Me: September is here!

[Labor Day comes]

Also me (ft. Green Day): “Wake me up when September ends!”