I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?
A: What.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
My grandma stubbed her toe in an elevator on September 21st.
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
Me: September is here!
[Labor Day comes]
Also me (ft. Green Day): “Wake me up when September ends!”
People often ask me what I would do for a Klondike bar. Well, I'd straight up put 5 hijackers on Flight 175 before it departed from Logan Airport at 8:14 a.m. on September 11, 2001.
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.
Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
