September jokes
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
September 2020: Three makeup tutorialists, James Charles, Jeffree Star, and Tati Westbrook have gone through smoke after the controversy surrounding the three of them. Honestly, Tati and Jeffree are trash. I just don't find their content interesting, and I don't watch James Charles, but I also dislike his content.
Okay here's your funny joke!
Who is the best makeup artist?
Just because Jeffree has "Star" at the end doesn't mean he is best.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.
Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!