September jokes

I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.

Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/

September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay

Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Me dozing off while driving.

Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.

What day is international terrorist day?

September 11th, 2001.

All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.

"White people can't jump"...

"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."

Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."

It is September. What's the difference between a stage four colon cancer patient and Santa Claus? Santa is coming for Christmas!

What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.

Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.

When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.

September 11, bring your plane to work day.

What dessert do you get on September 11th?

An ice cream flight!

I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."

9/11, am I right?

"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?

Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.

Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?

Because no one forgets it! :)

Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.