September jokes
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.
"Having too much sex can result in memory loss."
I read that on page 37, paragraph five of the New England Medical Journal on September 15th, 2014, at 10:37 AM.
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?
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R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II. 1926-2022.
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
9/11, am I right?