September jokes
Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?
A: What.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"
September 2020: Three makeup tutorialists, James Charles, Jeffree Star, and Tati Westbrook have gone through smoke after the controversy surrounding the three of them. Honestly, Tati and Jeffree are trash. I just don't find their content interesting, and I don't watch James Charles, but I also dislike his content.
Okay here's your funny joke!
Who is the best makeup artist?
Just because Jeffree has "Star" at the end doesn't mean he is best.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
Me: dozes off while driving. Everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11.
Me: September is here!
[Labor Day comes]
Also me (ft. Green Day): “Wake me up when September ends!”
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.
Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
September 11, bring your plane to work day.