September jokes
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...
Memes
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?
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R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II. 1926-2022.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."