September jokes
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 馃
Well, in September 11th...
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 馃槷 You could say they dialed that correctly.
I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
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My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
On September 11, Gemini ordered three pepperoni pizzas.
One came alone, one was late, and the third went the wrong way.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.
My grandma stubbed her toe in an elevator on September 21st.
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid.
Man: "Hang in there! I'm gonna get some help!"
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said.
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel committed suicide five years ago today......
"Having too much sex can result in memory loss."
I read that on page 37, paragraph five of the New England Medical Journal on September 15th, 2014, at 10:37 AM.
Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?
A: What.
This joke is unavailable due to the National Period of Mourning. Please return to this page on the 19th of September.
R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II. 1926-2022.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.