September jokes
Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid.
Man: "Hang in there! I'm gonna get some help!"
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said.
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel committed suicide five years ago today......
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
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Hi guys! I'd like you all to know that I am taking a break from WJE for the summer and also a bit for my mental health, I'll be back September 1st. Feel free to email me at PercabethForeverBP@gmail.com or message me on WJE crew, my user is Perc <3. I may be on occasionally but not often, so don't expect to see me. Love you guys, have a great summer.
guys i wrote a literal song
WHY (a song about my struggles)
Why am I the only one like this? Hated wherever I go, I have a long list of foes Why am I the only one like this? Hated wherever I go, I have a long list of foes
January, it started off fine February, it was good March, a stupid girl with death stares April, got a new friend group May, it was kinda bad June, Went on vacation July, I came back August, extr… Read more