Sense Jokes

Why can’t blind people sing [if] that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics?

What is a definition of tight?

A. Putting a blind man in a round room and saying, "Your dinner's in the corner."

You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?

Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔

I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?

What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.

I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.

What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.

Why could the blind man not see?

Answer: Because he is blind.

Does breath smell like 🍑?

What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?

One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?

What do blind people take for granted? Sight.

First Man: My dog's got no nose.

Second Man: How does he smell?

First Man: Awful.

Some of you people on here are complete incels and need to learn how to spell and properly construct simplistic grammatical sentences that actually make sense.

Roses are red.

Roses are red.

Roses are red.

I smell burnt toast.

People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!

I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them as well.

A joke, huh?

My sense of humor.

A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."

All I wanna do is *gunshots* *gunshots* *gunshots* and *click* *cash register noise*, unlearn years of trauma and maintain healthy habits and fulfilling relationships while learning how to have solid boundaries and a whole sense of self.

Do you know that Helen Keller had a dog?

Neither did she.