Self jokes
I don't struggle with self-harm, I do it everyday.
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
My friend: "Ess, stop with the self-harm jokes it's not funny."
Me: "C'mon it's not that deep."
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
I know you came here to feel good about yourself...
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
When you think you're depressed, but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self-loathing, but then you realize that it, in itself, might actually be a symptom of depression.
Well gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!
I told my dad I was self harming. The next day we talked about it and he said, "Hey you should CUT it out." It was funny but I couldn't bring myself to laugh at that.
I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner.
The joke is I knew right after she said, "I'll call you," she was lying to me, not surprised even a little.
The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call, but did I really think she was going to? I'll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place? I think it was just to prove I was right, I'm unwanted.
LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS.
Don’t cut yourself up about it.
Well, being an American is just a joke itself.
I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
I killed myself, then woke up.
What do you do when you see a kid alone? You beat them up and say, "It was self-defense!"
I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?
Tip for Kindness for the day.
Tip one. Always speak up for yourself.
Yes, letting someone else speak up for you is nice but also speak up for yourself, be brave if a mean bully comes along. Speak up for yourself and others if they need it. Best, Gwen
I hate people that hate life.
Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.
*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!