Self jokes
When I self-harmed one day, my mother told me that it cut her deep. We both found that very amusing.
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.
I hated getting bullied in school because I could never stand up for myself.
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.
I once got raped. I was asking for it though.
Go fuck yourself, cause I doubt anyone else will. 💅
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
I am a joke.
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
I was gonna tell a self harm joke, but realized it would cause too much pain.
Call me an elevator, because I let people down.
If you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that's self-harm.
If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that's acting.
It isn't any of those if it's suicide.
How you feel when you slit yourself once: :(
How you feel when you slit yourself more than once: <:(
How you feel when you slit yourself everyday: *dead inside*
I went to self-checkout at a store and I scanned my products, but the scanner wouldn't scan the barcode on my arm.
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
What do you call an emo a cappella group?
Self harmony.
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!
What’s the difference between me and grass? Grass doesn’t cut itself.