"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.
Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?
"This is a nice reflection!"
You're so ugly your hairline ran away!
Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.
My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.
I told her to keep her chins up.
Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.
Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.
You have a father figure.
Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
Your hairline [is] so bad, we needed to pull it from another universe.
What’s the difference between a loser and a paper?
A girl actually dates the paper.
I told her "I love you." She said, "I love me too."
Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.
When I feel ugly, I just look at my brother and get over it.
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
You're so ugly your mirror shattered.
You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.
