Self-esteem jokes

TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.

TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!

You're so ugly your hairline ran away!

Take a step back... just like your hairline did.

My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.

"I have a three-head."

"I have a four-head."

Bald people have a seven-head.

Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.

When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"

Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?

Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.

Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?

Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.

You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.

Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.

I love my name.

If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!

Roses are red, violets are blue. I was born pretty, what happened to you?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?

Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?

"This is a nice reflection!"

Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.

My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.

I told her to keep her chins up.

Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.

You have a father figure.