Self-esteem jokes

If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!

Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.

Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.

Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.

You have a father figure.

I love my name.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I was born pretty, what happened to you?

My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.

I told her to keep her chins up.

Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.

I know you came here to feel good about yourself...

Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.

"I have a three-head."

"I have a four-head."

Bald people have a seven-head.

Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?

"This is a nice reflection!"

Take a step back... just like your hairline did.

My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.

You're so ugly your hairline ran away!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?

TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.

TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!

Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?

Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.

Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?

When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"