Self-esteem jokes

Your hairline.

It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.

Your hairline [is] so bad, we needed to pull it from another universe.

You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.

Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.

I hate myself.

If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

I joined ISIS to help my self-esteem issues.

Everyone kept telling me, "You’re the bomb!"

Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T

Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?

Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I was born pretty, what happened to you?

You think my face is ugly? Yours is more.

Did you hear about the woman who broke up with the man who had a small penis?

When his friends ask how he’s doing, he said, “I wasn’t that into her.”

Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.

What’s the difference between a loser and a paper?

A girl actually dates the paper.

Bully... you're such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.

Why don't you have a life?

Because you're ugly.

I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.

Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.

Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.