Self-esteem jokes

When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"

Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?

Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.

Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?

You're so ugly your hairline ran away!

TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.

Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.

Take a step back... just like your hairline did.

TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!

My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.

"I have a three-head."

"I have a four-head."

Bald people have a seven-head.

Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.

Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.

I know you came here to feel good about yourself...

You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.

He: "I love you."

Me: "I love myself too."

Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.

Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.

You have a father figure.

Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.

My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.

I told her to keep her chins up.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I was born pretty, what happened to you?

Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.