Self-esteem jokes

Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T

What do you call the worst joke ever?

Well, according to my mom, I am.

What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.

I’m like an escalator; I always let people down.

I’ve always been a bit insecure about having thicker thighs.

Now I realize it allows me to fit more scars!

What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?

The depressed person can scan themself.

Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.

Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.

Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.

Your forehead is so big your soulmate didn't even want you.

My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.

"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."

"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."

Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"

Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."

What's one way to drain someone's ego?

Hand them a mirror, and say they should see how ugly they turned out in life.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, there's always someone who's better than you.

You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.

If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to the top of your ego and jump to your IQ.

Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.

Me: "WYD?"

Her: "Just dealing with a lot: depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough."

Me: "Without me? Lol"

(Bully) Boy, you ugly!

(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.

The only difference between you and Jesus is that Jesus believed in himself.

A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”