Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?
Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.
Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.
Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.
Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?
"This is a nice reflection!"
You're so ugly your hairline ran away!
Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.
My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.
I told her to keep her chins up.
Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.
Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.
You have a father figure.
Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.
TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!
Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?
Roses are red, violets are blue. I was born pretty, what happened to you?
He: "I love you."
Me: "I love myself too."
I love my name.
