Self-esteem jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue. I was born pretty, what happened to you?

Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.

Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.

Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.

Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.

You have a father figure.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?

You're so ugly your hairline ran away!

Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?

"This is a nice reflection!"

Take a step back... just like your hairline did.

My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.

"I have a three-head."

"I have a four-head."

Bald people have a seven-head.

TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.

TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!

Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.

I know you came here to feel good about yourself...

When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"

Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?

Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.

Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?

Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.

Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.

You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.