Self-esteem jokes

If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!

My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.

"I have a three-head."

"I have a four-head."

Bald people have a seven-head.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I was born pretty, what happened to you?

Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.

Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?

"This is a nice reflection!"

My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.

I told her to keep her chins up.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?

Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.

Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.

Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.

You're so ugly your hairline ran away!

TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.

Take a step back... just like your hairline did.

I know you came here to feel good about yourself...

Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?

Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.

Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?

Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.

You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.

He: "I love you."

Me: "I love myself too."

I love my name.