Self-esteem jokes

Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.

TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!

TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.

I know you came here to feel good about yourself...

Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.

Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?

Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.

Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?

When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"

Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?

"This is a nice reflection!"

You're so ugly your hairline ran away!

Take a step back... just like your hairline did.

My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.

"I have a three-head."

"I have a four-head."

Bald people have a seven-head.

Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.

You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.

He: "I love you."

Me: "I love myself too."

I love my name.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?

My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.

I told her to keep her chins up.

Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.

Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.

You have a father figure.