When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"
Self-Esteem Jokes
Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?
Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.
Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?
You're so ugly your hairline ran away!
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.
Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.
I know you came here to feel good about yourself...
You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.
He: "I love you."
Me: "I love myself too."
Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.
Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.
You have a father figure.
Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.
My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.
I told her to keep her chins up.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I was born pretty, what happened to you?
Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.
