You're so ugly your mirror shattered.
Ugly Reflection
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is sayin' you're so ugly that when your reflection looks back at itself, even the mirror can't stand it and breaks. It's like saying you're so bad at something that even the equipment you're using gives up. You probably break mirrors all the time, you dummy.