Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.
Boy/girl: I love you.
Me: I love me too! But sorry, my mom said I can't date trash. Go back to the trashcan.
The boy/girl: I- *Is depressed*
Me: Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds.
Them: You're ugly.
Me: Sorry, I am not a mirror.
I've got not much of anything to be honest.
Been in special classes in school.
Not liked by people.
Only relationship I've ever had and she cheated on me.
31 years old and never had sex, pathetic.
Not very smart.
Don't look good.
Hate myself more than anything.
Been a failure at everything in life.
Probably be alone forever.
People treat me like crap.
Can't do anything right.
And the list goes on and on.
So the question is why haven't I killed myself yet? The answer is, I forget. I'm a extreme procrastinator, keep just putting it off because I'll probably just fuck it up anyway.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
I would roast you, but your mirror does it every time you look into it.
Your hairline [is] so bad, we needed to pull it from another universe.
Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.
Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.
Your forehead is so big your soulmate didn't even want you.
Sometimes my battery life has the same recognition as me :(
When his dick is really, really small, but you pretend it is so big it hurts so you don’t make him feel bad 'cause he is a nice guy.
Dad, why are we here?
Because you're not loved.
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
If I wanted to kill myself, I would just climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ.
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.
You need to eat makeup on the inside because, friend, you're so ugly and you're not even pretty on the outside.
