I told her "I love you." She said, "I love me too."
I am a beautiful person.
You're so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet!
What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid.
If I had a face like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.
I'm not a failure. Suuuurrrre.
Alicia was not a popular girl. None of the guys noticed her. Once she got a boyfriend, but then he cheated on her with Katy and said, "You're not sexy enough, Katy is much hotter."
So Alicia took a match, set herself on fire, and screamed, "THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE!"
And then she died.
Bully... you're such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
The bible says to love your neighbors as you love yourself.
So I treat everyone like garbage.
When I feel ugly, I just look at my brother and get over it.
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself.
You know, people always say your life is worth it, but with me, it's worth-it-less.
It's ironic that the more other people love you, the more you hate yourself.
They say people are 75% water.
But I'm 100% useless.
Ex-Boyfriend: You have no ass, so we're through!
Me: Stop being a dickhead, dude!! It ain't gonna make your little sausage any bigger!
I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.
Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T
Why did the mushroom kill himself?
Because he had a mushy life.
My peepee small.
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are up.
