If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
If I wanted to kill myself, I would just climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ.
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.
You need to eat makeup on the inside because, friend, you're so ugly and you're not even pretty on the outside.
What do you say to a bully?
I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!
bully: "Your life's a joke."
me: "My life's not a joke, jokes have meaning."
You think my face is ugly? Yours is more.
The depressed kid getting bullied.
The bully: "You are useless."
The depressed kid: "I know."
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
Q: I often think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
So a girl says, "You're so ugly to me," and she says, "I’m the prettiest girl." I say, "Yeah, a pretty girl for an ogre 👹!"
You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.
If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, girls would find me attractive.
Your hairline!
Sometimes I feel ugly, then I think of my sister and get over it.
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.
If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.
