Self-esteem jokes
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.
You need to eat makeup on the inside because, friend, you're so ugly and you're not even pretty on the outside.
Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.
What do you say to a bully?
I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!
bully: "Your life's a joke."
me: "My life's not a joke, jokes have meaning."
Me, (AHAHAHA IM A JOKE AHAH Criii) Anyone wanna date? Lol.
You think my face is ugly? Yours is more.
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister and feel better.
The depressed kid getting bullied.
The bully: "You are useless."
The depressed kid: "I know."
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
Q: I often think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
So a girl says, "You're so ugly to me," and she says, "I’m the prettiest girl." I say, "Yeah, a pretty girl for an ogre 👹!"
You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
Your mom should show you your real home. The trash!
If death was an option for a look, you could be the first.
If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, girls would find me attractive.
Your hairline.
Your hairline!