Self-esteem jokes
Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.
What do you say to a bully?
I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!
bully: "Your life's a joke."
me: "My life's not a joke, jokes have meaning."
Me, (AHAHAHA IM A JOKE AHAH Criii) Anyone wanna date? Lol.
You think my face is ugly? Yours is more.
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister and feel better.
The depressed kid getting bullied.
The bully: "You are useless."
The depressed kid: "I know."
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
Q: I often think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
So a girl says, "You're so ugly to me," and she says, "I’m the prettiest girl." I say, "Yeah, a pretty girl for an ogre 👹!"
You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
Your mom should show you your real home. The trash!
If death was an option for a look, you could be the first.
If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, girls would find me attractive.
Your hairline.
Your hairline!
Sometimes I feel ugly, then I think of my sister and get over it.
He: "I love you."
Me: "I love myself too."
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.