Seen

Seen jokes

Handicap

What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.

Nut

Have you seen the Justin meme?

Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?

Just-in time for deez nuts.

Bruh.

But actually, it's a parody.

Wait, actually?

Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).

Nugget

Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!

Future

What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?

Answer: The future.

Memes

Meme

So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.

He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bar

A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”

“Pop,” goes the weasel.

Bar

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.

Design

Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!

Woman

Women should be seen and not heard.

But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?

Life

I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.

Mop

I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.

Hater

jacethehater, you are a hater, and it needs to stop! Waterhsharky is very nice to people, so leave him alone for whatever he/she did or did not do. He did not do nothing. So leave him/her alone. Plus, making threats to people is very bad, and comments can be seen everywhere! So don't get too cocky with everything.

Clown

Have you ever seen the clown in Walmart that hides from gay people?

No..... Really?

Hahaha

Grasshole.

Daughter

My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."

Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"

Mama

Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.