Seen jokes
My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!
Have you seen the Justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts.
Bruh.
But actually, it's a parody.
Wait, actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.
He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Answer: The future.
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.
Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!
Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?
Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.
Women should be seen and not heard.
But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
I’ve seen doorknobs more interesting than LEO.
jacethehater, you are a hater, and it needs to stop! Waterhsharky is very nice to people, so leave him alone for whatever he/she did or did not do. He did not do nothing. So leave him/her alone. Plus, making threats to people is very bad, and comments can be seen everywhere! So don't get too cocky with everything.
Have you ever seen the clown in Walmart that hides from gay people?
No..... Really?
Hahaha
Grasshole.
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?
Neither has she.