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Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?

Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.

Women should be seen and not heard.

But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?

I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.

I’ve seen doorknobs more interesting than LEO.

I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.

Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.

A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”

“Pop,” goes the weasel.

Why do blind kids like plane crashes?

Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.

Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.

Have you seen the Justin meme?

Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?

Just-in time for deez nuts.

Bruh.

But actually, it's a parody.

Wait, actually?

Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).

Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.

Next day:

Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?

Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.

The dad sulked for 3 whole years.

Proof that words really can hurt.

My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?

Asked when will they do up the cars!

What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.

Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!

So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.

He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?

Answer: The future.

jacethehater, you are a hater, and it needs to stop! Waterhsharky is very nice to people, so leave him alone for whatever he/she did or did not do. He did not do nothing. So leave him/her alone. Plus, making threats to people is very bad, and comments can be seen everywhere! So don't get too cocky with everything.

Have you ever seen the clown in Walmart that hides from gay people?

No..... Really?

Hahaha

Grasshole.

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