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have anyone seen my balls i cant find them on my chest hey! my balls are on your thing

one day i seen a little boy walking in the grocery store so i asked if he was ok and he said yes i asked where his parents were and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk isle

so little johnny seen a robbery so he tried to stop the robber to the robbers surprise he was amazed so johnny got 20 shots to the head the end

Which flies cannot be seen..?

Time flies

Parent:Have you seen your sister? Son:No, the last time i seen her when we playing hide n seek.

Hey girl is that a ass seen on TV cause I buy it

America Twin Tower: Hey have you seen the Malaysian Twin tower i have but only since 1971 to 2001 Malaysian Twin tower: I STOOD LONGER

I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes

Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.

A man walks into a bar, and says "Ouch!" And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.

Why do blind kids like plane crashes because you can’t dislike what you have never seen

A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?” “Pop,” goes the weasel.

your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.

Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12 piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!

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Whats the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person, the handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.

Dad: Ill pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie Next day: Dad: son what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen? Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life gosh dad your embarrassing. The dad sulked for 3 whole years Proof that words really can hurt